Asshat Parking: BRZ Edition

"Sinanigans" (Sinanigans) 06/04/2014 at 19:44 • Filed to: None

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Asshat parking at the Home Depot in Jersey City. Parking job by yours truly... FWIW, I only do this when there's a ton of spaces and I do it as far away from the stores as possible. See- those two spots weren't going to be missed:

CRider > Sinanigans 06/04/2014 at 20:15

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Clearly the driver was very confused, I mean what the hell at The Home Depot can you put in a BRZ?

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Sinanigans 06/04/2014 at 20:25

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As someone who has a nice ding in the driver side door of my Speed3 I agree with your decision. Hadn't even made first payment on the damn thing. Fuckin trophy wives.

YSI-what can brown do for you > CRider 06/04/2014 at 20:56

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A hammer!!!

CRider > YSI-what can brown do for you 06/04/2014 at 21:07

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I see! So you're going to buy some 4x4s, some nails, a hammer and in the parking lot build a cross and attach it to your trunk. That's why he needed to reserve the extra space around his car. Then whenever somebody calls your car slow, you can crucify them and show them off as an example to other V6 Mustang owners.

YSI-what can brown do for you > CRider 06/04/2014 at 21:14

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I. . . you. . . not a bad idea really.

Sinanigans > CRider 06/04/2014 at 21:47

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It's a small opening fit the trunk but it's pretty decent sized :-)

Sinanigans > CRider 06/04/2014 at 21:48

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Power died for our sins so we can be blessed with lightweight, nimbleness, and fun-ness. Amen!

Sinanigans > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ 06/04/2014 at 21:50

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Reminds me off my Impreza. Someone pushed a shopping cart into the door even though I parked aaaaaaaalll the way at the end. And that was within 10 days of picking the car up. :*-(